Thursday, January 14, 2010

How to know when you are getting old

I heard some one liners the other day about how to know when you are getting old.

You know you are getting old when….

Your dreams are reruns

The airline attendant asks coffee, tea or milk of magnesia

You sit down in a rocking chair and you can’t get it going

The little old lady helping you cross the street is your wife

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there

A pretty girl goes by and your pacemaker makes the garage door go up

Just a few thoughts to ponder!

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