How to know when you are getting old
I heard some one liners the other day about how to know when you are getting old.
You know you are getting old when….
Your dreams are reruns
The airline attendant asks coffee, tea or milk of magnesia
You sit down in a rocking chair and you can’t get it going
The little old lady helping you cross the street is your wife
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
A pretty girl goes by and your pacemaker makes the garage door go up
Just a few thoughts to ponder!
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